MARION COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man with an apparent passion for pristine oral hygiene and a baby-smooth face is sought by the Marion County Sheriff’s Office after he was caught on camera committing a brazen heist at the Walgreens on NW Blitchton Rd in Ocala.
This aspiring Adonis apparently decided that the allure of sparkling pearly whites and a flawlessly smooth jawline was worth more than the $1,200 price tag for the electric toothbrushes and razors he pilfered.
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This smooth operator bypassed the checkout line with the grace of a gazelle (or perhaps a finely-tuned electric shaver), making a clean getaway in a waiting black SUV.
If you recognize this gentleman who clearly values his self-care, or maybe you’ve noticed someone suddenly sporting a suspiciously dazzling smile and a face smoother than a freshly-paved road, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office would love to hear from you. Give them a call at 352-732-9111.
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Or, if you prefer to keep your identity as smooth and hidden as this suspect’s freshly-shaven face, you can anonymously rat him out (we won’t judge!) by calling Crime Stoppers of Marion County at 352-368-STOP (352-368-7867). Just remember to mention case number 24-33. And hey, if your tip leads to an arrest, you might even get a cash reward! Who knows, maybe you can use it to buy your own fancy electric toothbrush.
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