Opinion By: Mason Carlson
In what I thought was a satirical piece floating around on Fakebook and Twitter, turns out to be an honest-to-goodness insult to the American people.
The White House tweeted, “Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that’s something we can all relish.”
“The cost of a 4th of July Cookout In 2021 Is Down $0.16 From Last Year,” the tweet says tastelessly.
Are we in China? Or possibly Venezuela? Can this be communist propaganda or maybe what the future looks like for Americans?
The average price for a gallon of gas is $3.15. This is the highest price for a gallon of gas since 2014 and a 42% increase year over year.
But who needs gas? With ‘Green’ technology, we can pump sunshine into the gas tanks possibly? Or figure out how to how to use ketchup and hotdogs to run those old petroleum guzzlers.
With the White House news, they also state that the price of Ice Cream is down 5%. or $4.69 for a half-gallon.
This is great news for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, as we know how she loves her ice cream.
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