MONROE COUNTY, Fla. – In a bizarre situation on Big Pine Key, Florida, 66-year-old Daniel James Lynch decided to redefine the concept of ‘neighborhood watch,’ allegedly entering a neighbor’s property not once, but twice, in a state of ‘undress.’
The Monroe County Sheriff’s Office received a call from a bemused resident who reported that Lynch had graced her property with his presence on multiple occasions, seemingly showcasing his birthday suit and engaging in some self-entertainment.
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The victim, perhaps wishing she hadn’t invested in that high-definition security camera, provided footage as evidence.
Upon confrontation, Lynch, proving that honesty is indeed the best policy (especially when caught on camera), admitted to his ‘au naturel’ escapades.
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He was promptly arrested and charged with burglary, indecent exposure, and harassment, likely putting a damper on his future nudist ambitions.
Lynch is being held in the Monroe County Jail.
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